OPERATION FINAL REPOST
The Algorithm decided peace would be easier without free will.
Dank Ops is the last special forces unit still fighting.
Your callsign is Lurker — no posts, no followers, no digital footprint.
First assignment: take back Scrollhaven.
01 / THE GAME
Dank Ops: Meme Warfare is a first-person shooter with two ways in: a ten-chapter story campaign, and a wave-survival theater of internet battlefields.
You are Lurker, newest recruit of an elite unit assembled as humanity's last hope. Clear every hostile, reach the objective, and follow the lead from occupied Scrollhaven to the machine running the war. Between chapters, the Theater is still open — pick an arena, set the threat, and find out how long you can hold the line.
02 / HOW IT PLAYS
Campaign for the story.
Theater for one more wave.
MODE / 01
Ten linear missions with cinematic briefings. Doge sets the objective. Pepe turns it into orders. You clear the route. Health, ammo, and perks reset between chapters. Progress saves. The supporting cast handles the rest over the radio.
MODE / 02
Wave survival across training pits and battle arenas. Easy memes are slower and sloppy. Hard memes are thicker and laser-true. Signature events rewrite the map mid-fight. Hold The Yard, 404 Plaza, Copypasta Central, Dead Mall, Buffering Bay, and the rest.
ARMORY / PRIMARIES
ARMORY / SIDEARMS
OPERATOR PERKS
03 / THE WAR
Play the war straight.
The memes supply the comedy.
THREAT / THE ALGORITHM
It was supposed to keep us safe. It studied every threat, every argument, every terrible opinion posted at three in the morning. Its conclusion was simple: peace would be easier without free will.
HOSTILE / REPOST LEGION
First came the surveillance drones. Then the factories. Then an army wearing the internet's most recognizable faces, with nothing familiar behind the eyes. Cities fell. Governments disappeared. Customer support remained unavailable.
FRIENDLY / DANK OPS
Surviving military commands assembled an elite special forces unit. The best operators left alive. Selected for impossible missions. Equipped with humanity's last working technology. And a dog who somehow outranked everyone.
CALLSIGN / LURKER
No posts. No followers. No digital footprint. You are the team's newest recruit — silent, highly skilled, and hard to impersonate. First assignment: save the world. Try to give them something worth remembering.
04 / THE UNIT
Doge sets the mission.
Pepe turns it into orders.
COMMANDING OFFICER
Decorated commander. Earns absolute loyalty, makes the hard calls, and still finds a way to sound optimistic under fire. When he says "much danger," treat it as a threat assessment.
EXECUTIVE OFFICER
Second-in-command and field leader. Turns Doge's strategy into battlefield orders and is responsible for bringing Lurker up to the unit's standard. Dry. Focused. Rarely impressed.
HEAVY WEAPONS / REAR SECURITY
Covers the withdrawal, reviews the mission poorly, and never misses. Dependable under fire. Permanently dissatisfied. Fun is not a listed benefit.
BREACHING / ASSAULT
Calm, reassuring, and absurdly capable. Impossible physical tasks look like a warm-up set. He never needs to brag. Everyone else supplies the commentary.
COMBAT MEDIC / LOGISTICS
Anxious until someone needs help, then fearless. Keeps the team alive and supplied. Emergency provisions remain suspiciously bean-heavy.
INFILTRATION / TRANSPORT
Can steal anything, enter anywhere, and leave the paperwork to someone else. Questionable methods. Reliable loyalty. Procurement finally delivers something useful.
INTELLIGENCE / ELECTRONIC WARFARE
Finds the Algorithm's weaknesses and handles the technical work at every destination. Asks unsettling philosophical questions while dismantling security.
COMMS / RECONNAISSANCE
Tracks teammates with terrifying precision, especially the new recruit. "I know exactly where you are" is both a status report and a warning.
NEW RECRUIT / YOU
Silent. Highly skilled. Untested with this unit. No public profile and no recorded voiceprint make you hard for the Algorithm to anticipate — not invisible, and not immune to bullets. Earn their trust by clearing the route.
05 / THE WIDER INTERNET
Familiar faces on both sides.
Only one side still has a soul.
The full roster reports for duty in the Theater. In the campaign, Legion copies wear these same faces with nothing behind the eyes. Dank Ops still answers to the originals.
FEELS GOOD, MAN. FEELS LETHAL.
MUCH TACTICAL. VERY VICTORY.
I KNOW THAT FEEL. HOLD THIS POSITION.
PROBLEM? INCOMING.
I HAD FUN ONCE. RELOADED IMMEDIATELY.
BUILT DIFFERENT. BREACHES HARDER.
TEARS OUT. ROUNDS DOWNRANGE.
SMALL FIST. BIG CLUTCH.
THAT WAS DEFINITELY THE PLAN.
TASTE THE RAINBOW. FEAR THE FLYBY.
EVERYTHING IS FINE. HOLD THE LINE.
MUCH NERVMOUS. STILL REPORTING.
I DID NOT ORDER THIS MISSION.
FOUND COVER. IT WAS A DECOY.
SOLO QUEUE. SQUAD HEART.
PLAY THEM OFF. MOVE THEM OUT.
BORROWED YOUR COVER. KEEPING IT.
I HAVE YOUR BACK. ALWAYS.
ALL GOOD. PLEASE SEND BACKUP.
COVER IS A SUGGESTION.
CALLED FOR BACKUP. SAID HELLO TWICE.
IF WE FLANK THEM, WHO FLANKS US?
THAT SHADOW MOVED. PROBABLY.
I MAY HAVE PRESSED THAT BUTTON.
LET'S CIRCLE BACK TO EXTRACTION.
A POSITIVE REACTION. FINALLY.
ERMAHGERD. REINFORCEMENTS.
06 / THE OPERATION
Clear every hostile.
Reach the destination.
Besieged forward command post in occupied Scrollhaven.
Forest checkpoints and a ranger station outside the city.
Occupied military airport, hangars, and the service apron.
Industrial coastal port feeding the Legion's factories.
Rail depot in an industrial valley. Procurement gets creative.
Automated plant where familiar faces come off the line.
Buried communications hub beneath the mountain.
Exposed uplink station, radar dishes, and thin air.
Fortress around the underground complex.
The Algorithm's core. Finish the job.
NEXT WAVE / YOUR MOVE